What a Pig!

Hello again. It's me...Fred.

When Old Girl gots home yesterday, she found this...

Here's another shot just in case you didn't catch the first one...

Pig was eating MY food!

I was so mad I barked. (Um, this is me barking. I sometimes look real fierce...just not here.)

Pig must have gotten real full, too, cause she esploded a little bit. You can't really see it here because the picture is too dark, but, trust me, her innards were all over the floor.

Anyway.

On to happier news...

These are some folkses at the Cowtown Farmers Market that Old Girl has promised to take me to see...

And this was just a happy story combining puppies and books--Old Girl's two favorite things...

And, finally, me spot is almost healed!!! That means no more big collar and a haircut soon! Normally I hate haircuts, but it's h-o-t-hot. I need my buzz cut, so I can have a good Bichon buzz!

Take Your Fred to the Bath Day

Hello again. It's me...Fred.

So, it was great fun to go to work with Old Girl, but first, I had to have a bath.

Yech.

It was not nice of Old Girl to document this traumatic experience, but she did. So here you go.

Do not be fooled by my jovial expression. I is not happy to be here.

The next two pictures are the best Old Girl could get while I was wiggling and stuffs.

This one was just before I got all blow-dried.

Then I ran before she could get any others! heeheehee

Hope you all had a nice weekend!

Fred Goes to the Li-berry! (aka Take Your Fred to Work Day)

Hello again. It's me...Fred.

OMD! OMD! OMD! I spent the morning with Old Girl at work on Friday. (She is a li-berry-enne.)

And it was the BEST. DAY. EVER.

Here are the pictures to prove it!

This was the shirt I wore. It fit the dress code. (And you can still see me big collar in this picture, but I got to take it off at the li-berry.)

OK, ready to work. "Can I help you and stuffs? Can I read to you? Can I pee-pee on the books?" (No, just FYI...no running through the stacks neither.)

Oh, wait! First, I have to do a little happy dance!!! So excited to be here!

Shelving the books...(*note* Biting the books was a definite no.)

Checking out a patron...(that means giving the person books and stuffs...again, no biting...)

Saying goodbye and thank you to the patron...

I did lots of snoopervising at two different compooters...

We were both getting a little tired at this point...

Then I went home at lunch and falled asleep. Because working is hard. But I should get to go every day. Because Old Girl can totally type with me in her lap. And I am real good with the li-berry peoples.

Baby Puppies

Hello again. It's me...Fred.

There are two new baby puppies in my life!

One is Jazzi...or Jazzy...or Jazzie...anyways, she is a baby girl Bichon who was adopted by Bicci's parents after Bicci went to the bridge earlier this spring. I cannot wait to meet her because Bicci was my one true love, and I have a feeling Jazzi and I will be bestest friends.

I also think I will be good friends with Fred. heehee A brand new puppy who lives across the way from me is named...you guessed it...Fred! This is the third Fred at the poor house where I lives, and I is now encouraging all new puppy owners there to use this name. Could there be anything better than a bunch of Freds running around?!

I don't have no pictures of either of these puppies (grr, Old Girl), so I will just leave you with a cute picture of me and the place where I am going THIS FRIDAY!!!

Fred Loves...Babe!

Hello again. It's me...Fred.

I is still in my stupid big collar for the most of the time, so I don't have any real good pictures of me with my Babe-a-licious. These will have to do.


I really do loves him a lot, though. When my grandpa first gived him to me, he (Babe-a-licious, not grandpa--haha) said three things:
"Uh, hello, I'm Babe, and these are my little mouse friends." (Then the meeces said "hello.")
"Gosh. I'm hungry." (Then the meeces said "What a pig.")
"I really need a hug." (Then the meeces said "Pigs need love.")


Wowowow. I loved to hear Babe talk. I enjoyed it so much that he kinda got talked out, and the meeces did, too, I guess. So now...they don't talk no more, and he doesn't have eyes because I ripped them out first. And most of his stuffing esploded out, but I still loves him.

We do three things together:
Snuggle.

Play a good game of growl.
And take walks around the house. I like to give Babe-a-licious a tour of the kitchen most nights because he can't walk, you know.


Anyways, hope you enjoyed the pictures, and here's to hoping this big collar comes off this weekend!

Recommended Reading

Hello again. It's me...Fred.

So, I has some recommended reading for you.

First of all, if you don't know how to read, start here:

Moving on...I can't decide what I think about this one. First, it sounds all nice and is here in TEXAS; then he talks about ex-saping from Fred. So you can read for yourself and decide...

http://www.fredtexas.com/

Meanwhile, this is more recommended browsing, but they have a lot of cool Fred stuff...

http://www.worldwidefred.com/home.htm

I think they owe me money for using my name, though.

And I normally let Old Girl do her own promotions, but this is a really really good book. Really.

Check it! I'm outta here!

Fred Loves...Walks!

Hello again. It's me...Fred.

So, Old Girl and Mr. Jason (shout-out) finally finished this video of me on me morning walk.

Enjoy!

(And sorry again that it took so long...blame Old Girl.)