Wednesday, May 01, 2013
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Friday, April 19, 2013
Local Business
Hello again. It's me...Fred.
We came across this sign for a local business that I'm sure does excellent work...
Now, you might not think Bichons would be very good at roofing due to our lack of posable thumbs. But I bet what we lack in skill, we make up for in speed!
I can't imagine anything more fun than a group of Bichons {with hard hats!} running all over the roof! BOL!!!
We came across this sign for a local business that I'm sure does excellent work...
Now, you might not think Bichons would be very good at roofing due to our lack of posable thumbs. But I bet what we lack in skill, we make up for in speed!
I can't imagine anything more fun than a group of Bichons {with hard hats!} running all over the roof! BOL!!!
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Existential Crisis Thanks to PBS Kids
Hello again. It's me...Fred.
Most days, Mr. Jason, New Girl, and I watch a lot of that PBS stuff. {Don't tell Old Girl.}
George is our favorite. Well, George is her favorite, but I like Hundley and Charkie on there too.
Anyways, we also like Clifford The Big Red Dog.
How awesome are Clifford and his girl? I think he would be even better if he were called Fred The Big White Bichon, but he is OK as is.
I thought Clifford might just have eaten a whole lot or was part elephant or witness to an unfortunate incident in a laboratory like the Hulk or something. But--just yesterday!--I learned that Clifford is big because Emily Elizabeth LOVES HIM SO MUCH.
Take a moment to let that sink in, and let's look at the evidence...
Giving him cake...
Playing with him and his friends...
Making him her Valentine and not some New Girl...
I think this is an important time to point out that, at 15-ish pounds, I am just right for a Bichon but on the small-ish side in general. Clearly, according to Clifford, Old Girl's love is simply insufficient. Why, Old Girl, why?!
And she also needs to feed me more cake.
I wish I was big. I wish I was big. I wish I was big!
Most days, Mr. Jason, New Girl, and I watch a lot of that PBS stuff. {Don't tell Old Girl.}
George is our favorite. Well, George is her favorite, but I like Hundley and Charkie on there too.
Anyways, we also like Clifford The Big Red Dog.
How awesome are Clifford and his girl? I think he would be even better if he were called Fred The Big White Bichon, but he is OK as is.
I thought Clifford might just have eaten a whole lot or was part elephant or witness to an unfortunate incident in a laboratory like the Hulk or something. But--just yesterday!--I learned that Clifford is big because Emily Elizabeth LOVES HIM SO MUCH.
Take a moment to let that sink in, and let's look at the evidence...
Giving him cake...
Playing with him and his friends...
Making him her Valentine and not some New Girl...
I think this is an important time to point out that, at 15-ish pounds, I am just right for a Bichon but on the small-ish side in general. Clearly, according to Clifford, Old Girl's love is simply insufficient. Why, Old Girl, why?!
And she also needs to feed me more cake.
I wish I was big. I wish I was big. I wish I was big!
Saturday, April 06, 2013
Freds Around the Internet
Hello again. It's me...Fred.
I was so excited to hear that the Dog Trainer used "Fred" as an illustration in her podcast this week! Not as excited to hear that Fred was the one being...um...taken advantage of by mean ol' Ralph...
But there were lots of other Freds around, too. I'm sure some of them owe me money.
Not this one, though. This was just a real nice Fred who helped lots of peoples.
And this is not a Fred, but I would totally be a hero like this for Old Girl. Probably.
Finally, there was a Fred the Sled on Parks and Recreation, a show that needs more puppies I think.
Have you seen any Freds around? Do any of them owe me money for using my name?
I was so excited to hear that the Dog Trainer used "Fred" as an illustration in her podcast this week! Not as excited to hear that Fred was the one being...um...taken advantage of by mean ol' Ralph...
But there were lots of other Freds around, too. I'm sure some of them owe me money.
Not this one, though. This was just a real nice Fred who helped lots of peoples.
And this is not a Fred, but I would totally be a hero like this for Old Girl. Probably.
Finally, there was a Fred the Sled on Parks and Recreation, a show that needs more puppies I think.
Have you seen any Freds around? Do any of them owe me money for using my name?
Wednesday, April 03, 2013
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