Award!

Hello again. It's me...Fred.

My new friends and fellow Texans Mango and Chubs have been nice enough to give Fred this...

So now I would like to pass it along to Rocky (and Lacy the angel and their mom).

Rocky's mom is always real nice about keeping us informed and encouraged, so I thought she should know what a great friend she is to all of us puppies!

Hope you all have a fantastic weekend!

Introducing Chester!

Hello again. It's me...Fred.

Without further further ado...I would like to again introduce...

Chester!

(The Real One)

Chester's mom has been real busy-like, so I has not exactly gotten permission (heehee) to use his paw-toe-graphs.

So I hope you don't mind that I blanked out his face. That's OK, right? It's not too different from putting another VeeP candydate's face onto bikini bodies, right?

Hmm.

Vote Fred and Chester '08

Instead of War, Let's Just Play a Good Game of Growl (a.k.a. Paw-Form Pt. 2)

Hello again. It's me...Fred.

I has been thinking a lot about my pressy-dential paw-form lately, especially with all the VeeP news. (Boy am I glad Chester doesn't have any record of plagiarism or hidden babies out there.)

Anyways, all this thinking brought me to the second part of my paw-form:

Instead of War, Let's Just Play a Good Game of Growl

Now, I know there's been a lot of debate about this war and that war (and probably almost all war), but I'm here to end that debate.

No one really wants war, right?

Now hang on a minute before you get all pro-this or anti-that, and stop and think about it. I'm not talking about just causes or stopping dictators or any of the specifics, I'm talking about the big idea.

War=Bad (just like Butter=Bad)

Anyways, I has a better solution to war:

GROWL

It's like tug-of-war...but with just the tug...not the war part.

I would be at one end of the rope, the country or whatever I'm opposing would be at the other end, and we would...

GROWL
and tug...and tug and growl...
(It's like rinse-lather-repeat.)


And whoever hangs on the longest wins.

Let me tell you that you can feel good about our national security because I ALWAYS hang on the longest. Just ask Old Girl.

Anyway, as you can see, this is a much better solution on many levels. But mostly I like the idea of a leader actually doing the fighting and recognizing the cost of conflict. Now that's a paw-form to get behind!

Vote Fred & Chester '08

Picture of the Week

Hello again. It's me...Fred.

Mr. Jason and I has agreed to disagree on the donut issue (he really is a nice fellow, after all), but otherwise, not a lot is going on...even with my pressy-dential campaign. Strange, considering so much seems to be happening on the national front.

So, for now, I'll leave you with the latest picture of me with my Old Girl, and I'll tell her some more of my Pawform to share with you next week.