Hi guys! It's me...New Girl.
Don't tell Fred I'm here. ;)
I'm here to let you know to stay tuned for an upcoming giveaway(!!), but I thought you all might also have some questions about me. Inquiring minds and all that, right?
So here's what I imagine you're asking:
What do you do while your mom is at work?
Hang out with Fred and see which one of us is better at distracting Dad from his school work.
Why do you call Fred's Old Girl and Mr. Jason "Mom" and "Dad?"
I don't know! That's what they keep telling me to call them, but it's confusing!
Why did you start a Twitter account?
I was born into a tweeting family. Mom, Dad, Fred, even my Uncle Rece. Talk about pressure! (Oh, yeah, I'm @cgjnorris.)
Why don't you have any fluff?
I DON'T KNOW!!! I do have some in the back, and it's coming in on top. Do you think I'll ever have as much as Fred? He says it's important for the cuteness factor.
What do you and Fred have in common?
We both dislike hats and baths, but we really like milk!
Will you ever let Fred play with your little doll?
NO! He will tear out her eyes! For real.
And, the question I get more than any other one...
What does Fred think about you?
I'm not sure! I reallyreallyreally hope he likes me. So far, he likes licking my toes and sniffing my ears and, er, my diapers (weird, right?). And I pet him once, and he was very soft. But sometimes he tells Mom, "Put that baby down, and play a good game of growl with me!"
Hope to see more of you guys around here! But, seriously, don't tell Fred I hijacked his blog.